Something from the toybox, and I'm out
aItch Witch--I'm the itch witch, I make people itch.
Which Witch--I'm the which witch, I confuse folks.
You both look the same, which witch is the itch witch again?
Itch Witch--ME, I'm the itch witch.
Okay, sorry. Now-
Switch Witch--*Crash* Wait for me, I'm the switch witch, I can switch things!
You mean switch things as in hit them with a switch?
Switch Witch--No, like I could switch the itch witch with the which witch for you
Why would I want you to do that?
Switch Witch--I dunno.
Well, do it I guess.
Switch Witch--Okay, now the itch witch and the which witch are switched.
So which witch is the which witch?
which Witch--Not me, I'm still the itch witch
Switch Witch--No, you're the which witch now, I just switched you!
Which Witch--So I'm really the which witch?
Lich Witch--Yes, I'm the lich witch, and I summoned a lich for you.
I don't want a lich, don't they kill you?
Which Witch--Hey, that's the lich i made itch the other day, I think.
Switch Witch--I'll switch the lich and the which witch so that the lich can get back at the itch witch
Which Witch--Haha, I'll just make the lich itch again!
Lich:What's going on?
Switch Witch: I told you I switched you with the which witch, you can't make things itch anymore, you confuse them!
Lich:I can't figure owt wat's goin on???
Which Witch: Well, at least he's not killing me I guess.
Would all you witches and liches get out of my apartment please?
Switch Witch--Wtf? What did I do to you?
Lich Witch--I did bring a lich in, but that's still a little harsh.
Lich:Am I a rich lich or rich the lich?
Itch Witch:Why am I itching?
Which Witch: I think that was me, sorry.